Wannabe press secretary Scott Jennings was speaking with Speaker Jebus Johnson about the midterm elections when Johnson threatened us all with a good time if the Democrats win:
JENNINGS: So, Mr. Speaker, I wanna paint, uh, a little bit of a bleak picture here. Let’s say, and I’m not sure it’s gonna happen, but let’s say Democrats and Hakeem Jeffries take over the House next year. How sure are you that they would immediately move to impeach President Trump?
JEBUS JOHNSON: It’s guaranteed, probably on the first day, first or second day. Remember, they’ve already filed articles of impeachment in this Congress. I mean, they’re raring to go. Uh, and that’s what you could expect.
This is not gonna happen. Let’s just paint this alternative world, okay?
Well, thank you for the inspiration to make sure we vote, Jebus. Any chance to slow down, if not stop, the Orange Menace is all the inspiration people need.
But here’s a pro tip for Johnson, Jennings, and all the other MAGA Morons: If you don’t want to see the President impeached, stop enabling all of his corruption and crime. It’s really that simple.
JENNINGS: Let’s say Democrats take the House. How sure are you that they would immediately move to impeach President Trump?
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