Shortly before embarking on his latest travel with his human binky, Natalie Harp, Donald Trump stopped to talk to reporters. Somehow, Binky Natalie failed to let her beloved know he had some kind of wig malfunction and his bald pate was gruesomely exposed.
Trump’s comments were also a disordered mess. First, he falsely suggested that the escalations in his Iran war were made by the U.S. only. “Well, the attacks are the attacks are made by us. We’ve knocked out nine of their ships. I would say that the attacks are caused by us,” he boasted. “Yeah, and you’re going to see you’re going to see a lot more.”
Then Trump declared, “I think the war will end immediately after the election because they can’t hold out any longer.”
Wait a minute, Pawpaw! Maybe you’re too old to remember but I distinctly do recall that less than a week ago, you said, “I call it a military conflict,” not a war, “because it’s small potatoes for us.”
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